Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
"your dress is too short."
thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
Not before family.
No, but can we talk about the utterly dead look in Dean’s eyes as he sits bleeding in the back seat of his car listening to his dad tell his little brother that revenge is more important than him?
And can we take a moment to think how it must have felt when Sammy’s eyes flicked to him in the rearview mirror just before he told John no?
If at no other time, and even if he forgot it in the turmoil and betrayal of the years that followed…in that moment Dean understood that he wasn’t the only Winchester who loved his family more than the job.
Tell me again that John is a good father, JUST TRY AND TELL ME
such fatherly, very love, wow.
friendly reminder that this is also the demon that killed Jess. Sam is in the exact same position as John when he lost Mary, but he’s picking Dean and their relationship over stopping what killed his fiancee. People may say Sam is a lot like his father, but he’d never become what John was. I say it’s because he has Dean, and always has had Dean.
legalize wheat and wheat by products.
*sheriff’s secret police sirens*
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING POST EVER
A new service is angling to help out women worried about how their rejection will be handled by overly-aggressive gentleman callers. It’s called the Feminist Phone Intervention, and it’s a brilliantly simple trick for socially active.
It works like this: The next time you give a man your number to get him to leave you alone, use this one: (669) 221-6251, courtesy of the folks over Feminist Intervention. When someone calls that number, they’ll reach a computer-recorded message of a bell hooks quotation — so you can “protect your privacy while dropping some feminist knowledge when your unwanted ‘suitor’ calls or texts,” the website explains. It works for texts, too.
so useful. spread this shit like wildfire
We shouldn’t need this, but I’m glad we have it
FOR THE RECORD, the 669 area code is for San Jose, California so if some nosey mother fucker asks you why your number doesn’t have an area code matching said region (run), you can claim you just moved from San Jose and haven’t changed your number over yet.
I know we can’t all just give it and walk off so for safety reasons, it’s good to know.
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